June 2012
On a scale of Man Overboard to The Story So Far,...
May 2012
ilovesatan:
Andrew Jackson Jihad - Brave As a...
Levi's.
Work seems to be the only place I can go and not be judged. Some times it seems like we’re a huge family. I love my job when push comes to shove.
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
neoputa:
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
my childhood.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Drake: You calling me a liar?! Josh: I ain’t calling you a truther! Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?! Drake: You want a butt full of foot?! Josh: I hope you go bald! Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah! Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
bitch35:
why doesn’t god like pizza?
because he doesn’t exist
allenfuckingbishopman:
smoke weed, burn shit, fuck, school, eat your vegetables, drink a glass of milk everyday, brush your teeth before bed, listen to your folks, remember to say thank you
grantgustin-s:
did somebody say creme brulee?
